Tough couple weeks eh? Yea...none of us can comprehend, clearly. We try to put ourselves in your place, but as we bitch about paying $5 extra for the round we easily say “why not just divorce her and pay $500 million”. I’m sorry. You know what I’m not sorry about? You dropping your bait in another pond. Not saying the thought hasn’t crossed my mind, but for fucks sake, come on man. What about YouTube, TMZ, Cable TV and the other 1000 folks who make their living off your exploits do you not think would screw you?
OK, cat’s outta the bag...now what? I know, let’s deny as much as possible and stay as sterile as you’ve been the past 10-15 years. Great idea. You know what? MORON!!!
Not surprisingly this has all taken off since your over controlling father died. Sources tell me the prude spent his college party years in the corner of frat parties peering at his female counterparts longingly.
Anyone remember Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin? Tiger isn’t much different.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt. You need tp fire your advisors who are over payed and over educated. At this point there is only 2 things to do:
#1...Accept reality, you’re getting divorced...sux but it’s happening.
#2...Apologize, say you’re not perfect, say you’re looking forward and re-dedicating yourself to golf.
We all realize you want time with your kids, work on that on your own time. For now you need to be the best at golf more than ever. I can’t remember a time your rep could ‘t be saved with a great shot on a par 5.
Except now....
Tiger, get a grip, accept you’re human, because that is the only path to redemption to the ever-present public eye you crave.....
-Blair
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